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Fake captions: Bears vs. Cowboys
The right pictures + the wrong captions = good times
The Bears hammered the Cowboys Monday night, 45-28, at Soldier Field as Mike Ditka’s number and coach’s sweater were retired.
Let’s check out some fun photos from Soldier Field:
McCown: “Bro…she’s GONNA call.”
Romo: “I know…I know…”
Earl Bennett was deeply saddened after his touchdown when his three other teammates declined to join him by yelling “M-C-A, hey!”
“Coach…I know I’ve dropped a few balls and I’ve been hit pretty hard. But nothing would hit me harder than the thought of losing you…..will you marry me?”
(Inner voice) “What time can they start feeding Gizmo again? I mean, I know not after midnight. But when can he eat breakfast?”
(Hushed tone) “Hey, hey….shhh, shut up for a second. So, I gotta get outta here early tonight. Speedwagon tickets.” (Whisper) “Do you think they’ll notice if I kinda slid out after the next drive??”
No one cared that Jermon was DVR’ing “Say Yes to the Dress” tonight and spoiled the whole episode.
(Inner voice) “What if Gizmo is in like California or something…their midnight is earl-LATER than ours. If they fed him out there at like 11:59, would he still make Gremlins?”
Even his teammates don’t understand why Tony Romo interviews this football before each game.
Ditka: “Hey, pull over at this Citibank here…NO, not the Chase. I’m NOT paying ATM fees”
Romo: “Ohhhh, heee’s the center. I’m good now, guys. Got it. Go back. Go back.”
Marshall: “Donna, would you throw it down already??? Just drop it. Yes, now. I’m a professional receiver, I’ll catch it already. For crying out loud it’s a wallet, not a vase. It’s not going to break. I don’t have time to come back upstairs. I’m not doing this.”
(Inner voice) “If you can’t get Gizmo wet…..how does he drink water?”